Alex vs Ari
Ari: Hi, this is Ari, Alex’s little sister, and my sister is wrong, Jaiden is so much better than Mark Rober so you should totally check out her YouTube channel and subscribe.
Alex: I told you guys she was crazy about Jaiden. Heyyy. . . We should start a YouTube channel!
Ari: Okay, maybe I am a little crazy about her, but what about you and pokemon? Seriously, this girl named her website after her favourite pokemon. But we should make a YouTube channel.
Alex: First of all, Pokémon is with a capital “P“, and a second tone “e“. Second of all, yeah, we should make a YouTube channel. Third -
Ari: I ain’t care about dis “pokemon spelling mistake”. (I am actually quite smart, don’t worry)
Alex: It’s, “I don’t care about this". And, *deep breath* CAPITAL “P“!!!!!!
Ari: I ain’t care about dis “pokemon spelling mistake”. (I’m just doing the spelling mistakes to wind her up)
Alex: I heard that.
Ari: Ooooooooooooooooooppppppssssssssssssss…
*Ari runs. Alex chases. Very loud screams. Of rage*
Ari: *To herself* Am I safe?
Alex: Nope.
*Ari runs. Alex chases. Very loud screams. Of rage*
Ari: *To herself* Am I safe?
Alex: Nope.
*Ari runs. Alex chases. Very loud screams. Of rage*
Ari: *To herself* Am I safe?
Alex: Nope.
*Ari runs. Alex chases. Very loud screams. Of rage*
Ari: *To herself* Am I safe?
Alex: Nope.
*Ari runs. Alex chases. Very loud screams. Of rage*
Ari: *To herself* Am I safe?
Alex: Nope.
*Ari runs. Alex chases. Very loud screams. Of rage*
Ari: *To herself* Am I safe?
Alex: Nope.
*Ari runs. Alex chases. Very loud screams. Of rage*
Ari: *To herself* Am I safe?
Alex: Nope.
*Ari runs. Alex chases. Very loud screams. Of rage*
Ari: *To herself* Am I safe?
Alex: Nope.
*Ari runs. Alex chases. Very loud screams. Of rage*
Ari: *To herself* Am I safe?
Alex: Nope.
*Ari runs. Alex chases. Very loud screams. Of rage*
Ari: *To herself* Am I safe?
Alex: Nope.
*Ari runs. Alex chases. Very loud screams. Of rage*
Ari: *To herself* Am I safe?
Alex: Nope.
*Ari runs. Alex chases. Very loud screams. Of rage*
We’re really bad at being funny.